Thursday, December 19, 2013

Bonnie and Clyde: 3 Networks, 2 Nights, 1 Epic Doodie

What was up with that four-hour Bonnie and Clyde miniseries bullshit? It was on the History and Lifetime and A&E channels so I couldn't help but watch it. I was practically forced. The preview caught my eye because it had that Bang Bang Nancy Sinatra song from Kill Bill and then ooooh hey it's Emile Hirsch. But in this case, two rights make a wrong.

I'm writing about this a week and half after it aired because it took me a week and a half to get through it. A half hour here, a half hour there.... Four hours of driving and robbing people. Why four hours? Wrap that crap up in like, an hour and a half.

I took notes during the "Epic Event" to share with you but it's not worth getting into. This is all I got:

Merry Christmas.
And I still love you Emile but Taking Woodstock? Darkest Hour? Bonnie and Clyde? Get yo shit together.